UM Pyjama Shirt

UM Pyjama ShirtA pajama shirt bearing the University of Mediocrity logo. Designed for nights where excellence is optional and comfort is mandatory. Soft cotton, deep green, no unnecessary details. This is sleepwear for the scholar of stillness, majoring in moderation, and the dreamer who prefers balance over burnout. A piece that does exactly what it needs to, and nothing more. Just like you!

Made out of 100% organic cotton and sneakily equipped with two invisible side pockets

Faux Pants are straight-cut fleece trousers that whispers “debutant balll” but screams for a little nap on a couch

It is bold

Over here at Pockies we just love love and we love for you to experience that love for love as well

Watching The Equalizer

I was just trying to come up with something new for my best friend’s baby shower but I’ll pass next time

All the good stuff is indoors

The Academy that takes pride in mediocrity

I should be able to take care of myself before taking on such a responsibility

We got you with one hidden pocket on the inside

just buy it

Now some final words: LET’S SMURF